My name is Ali. Things I dislike include wearing socks in the summer, pants, poor table manners, and most girls Things I like include v-necks, body modification, boobs, and cats. Also I'm fucking hilarious. If you want to know anything else message me. I'm cool people. Online Users

 

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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neongenesist:

Stock images of skeletons are so great. Look at this.

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legolokiismighty:

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

bless this
bless him

legolokiismighty:

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

bless this

bless him

(Source: prisonerfromazkaban)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jennyrage:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THESE DORKS <3

I think I love them even more now.

It’s pretty much impossible not to love them :D

(Source: feyminism)

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

Man charged with DUI four times in two days.

fuckyeahrhodeisland:

Only in Rhode Island…

Only in my hometown-.-