My name is Ali. Things I dislike include wearing socks in the summer, pants, poor table manners, and most girls Things I like include v-necks, body modification, boobs, and cats. Also I'm fucking hilarious. If you want to know anything else message me. I'm cool people. Online Users

 

brookeeverdeen:

chumpybump:

This guy is such a fucking tool and totally ruined this for me

READ THE BOOK

  1. READ THE BOOK
  • READ THE BOOK

READ THE FUCKING BOOK

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

Anonymous asked
You're so beautiful.

Craziness! Thank you though, Anon:]]

gwayordafreeway:

I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind.

(Source: sammylumpkins)

makeoutwithyourposter:

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

They were my first ever ship that kept me awake at night

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."
This is my next pick-up line.

morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."

This is my next pick-up line.

clintkates:

  • steve introducing bucky to the avengers
  • all of them being instantly accepting of him
  • bucky speaking russian with natasha
  • clint teaching bucky all about archery and television
  • thor inviting bucky to go out drinking with him
  • tony offering to upgrade bucky’s arm
  • bucky hanging out with bruce in his lab late at night
  • bucky barnes being loved and having a family